I’m sure most of you know I was in England recently. I went to the pub one night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked,
“Hello, are you three ladies from Scotland?”
One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!”
So I apologized and replied,
“I’m so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?”
And that’s the last thing I remember.