COLLINGWOOD BOBBLEHEAD “BLOGGERAZZI” COLLECTION NOW ON SALE


AFTER THE SELL OUT SUCCESS OF THE COLLINGWOOD TOWN COUNCIL BOBBLEHEAD SET:

By popular demand we are pleased to present The Collingwood Bloggerazzi Bobblehead Collection. Each doll comes with its own unique accessories and add-ons. Available at unit #33 186 Hurontario St in Collingwood at a cost of $20. Proceeds go to the Nobody Blue Box Foundation.

Mariane Mcloud
The McLeod (McLeods Musings) Optional 1:20 scale model 1998 lime green VW Beetle complete with Sun Flower and headlight eye lashes. Plus pair of warm doll sized gloves for pushing the car in the winter.

Berman (2)
The Berman (Enough is Enough) Comes with shrill repetitive soundtrack that says: “OPP are investigating, arrests are imminent” Bonus – Included in box, blue Hanukah Harry suit and bag of mini briquettes for throwing at Bobblehead Collingwood Santa .

MSE
The Scheben-Edey (Collingwood and Blue Mountain Area Real Estate) This one comes with “Hadfield for PM” campaign sign, I heart Chris Hadfield bumper sticker, mini signed framed picture of Chris Hadfield. Also toy laptop computer with Collingwood real estate prices ‘hockey stick’ graph on screen to show potential bobblehead house purchasers.

hdg
Hamilton Drain Gazette box set. This box set has a habit of disappearing inexplicably for months on end.

scoop
The Scoop (East End Underground). Warning this doll must be kept separated from the Chadwick doll because they might bobble head-butt each other.

Chadwick bobble head
The Chadwick (Scripturient) This doll has a soundtrack that will drone on for hours on end, about subjects that no one has heard of or is interested in. Very good for those who suffer from insomnia. Optional Easy Bake Artisan Bread Oven (not included in box).

nobody
The Nobody (View from a Nobody) This doll comes complete with knee brace, ankle brace, back brace for bobblehead soccer. Also a dictionary and thesaurus which the doll will never use.

Rick Crouch
The Crouch (Live Play – Georgian Bay) Included in box fully filled out 2014 Declaration of Qualification application form. Plus a repetitive soundtrack that says “I am not intending to run for council, I am not intending to run for council.”

Brian Saunderson
The Saunderson (Better Together Collingwood) This doll comes with optional random townsfolk dolls that you can place in a corner and they will talk to each other about “process” until they all get blue faces. Shake them to turn back to normal colour then start over. *SPECIAL* Turn Blue townsfolk dolls $10 each or $50 for six pack.

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO WISH ALL MY FELLOW COLLINGWOOD BLOGGERS (EVEN YOU CHADWICK), STU, THE PROFESSOR, CELTMAN, MARY MS, PAUL, BAFFLED, GB SPORTSFAN, MITCH, HAGGLE, SEAN CRIPPS, SUSAN BOS, MIKE LEWIN, VIRGINIA Z, CHRIS CARRIER, J. BIGGINS, ROBERT, JAKE, HANNAH, NOBODY CARES, WALLY MARIN, MCGLADIATOR, HOLOGRAM, PHILIP TARLO, CANARY PHIL, J CIVIERA, DAVE, CONFUSED, IRENE P, L&L BARTOUCHE, BILL, MARCIE, K. MCNABB, BOBBY, N. BRINDISI, G. CZARZNY, R. HASSAN, ANON, JACK, JENNIFER.K, YVONNE.G, ICAREUCARE, BUDDY, CASIE, J.H. PORTER, NJ, LOONCABIN, ALL THE MANY ANNONYMOUS COMMENTERS, AND THE REST OF YOU READERS OUT THERE. LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE MEMBERS OF COLLINGWOOD TOWN COUNCIL THAT MAKE THIS BLOG SO EASY – A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU.

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6 thoughts on “COLLINGWOOD BOBBLEHEAD “BLOGGERAZZI” COLLECTION NOW ON SALE

  1. There are eyelashes for my car??!!! I’m definitely driving it for another 10 years if I can get a pair!
    Merry Christmas, Mister Nobody, and thanks for the laughs.

  2. As usual AWESOME Mr. Nobody. Wishing you a Merry Christmas as well and a very Happy New Year – keep them coming in 2014.

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